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      <title>parterburn: Fun fact: when images of bull's-eyes, housefiles or other targets are etched into the bottom of a urinal, spillage is reduced by 80%.</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>parterburn: Ndamukong Suh smashing the QB from Colorado, Cody Hawkins, into... http://ff.im/ccp8</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>parterburn: great radio: http://ktbg.fm - works on iphone using WunderRadio app</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Greasemonkey script adds Pirate Bay links to Amazon pages - Download Squad</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Men are Booby Trapped in Uganda</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Tapes, records from Nixon years to be made public 
    (AP)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Teacher Sells Ads On Tests To Cover Printing Costs [*]</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://consumerist.com/5100958/teacher-sells-ads-on-tests-to-cover-printing-costs</link>
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      <title>Ford says CEO will work for $1 to get gov't loans 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>USC willing to forfeit timeouts to wear red on road</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>parterburn: I can always manage to blow 20 minutes in a Walgreens.</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://twitter.com/parterburn/statuses/1033485881</link>
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      <title>Deer gets revenge after hunter shoots him 
    (AP)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>parterburn: @patburke24 next step is to crop that puppy so your neck isn't the focus of your avatar.</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>parterburn: @patburke24 you should also know that you were in the background of mine, but for the sake of being trendy you have been photoshopped out.</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://twitter.com/parterburn/statuses/1033174950</link>
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      <title>Key members of Obama-Biden national security team announced | Change.gov: The Obama-Biden Transition Team</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>parterburn: Google SMS in Labs was 1st released a month ago. http://ff.im/aLks</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 06:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://twitter.com/parterburn/statuses/1031823761</link>
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      <title>parterburn: Where is that Google SMS through Gtalk on Labs we were promised 2 weeks from the first release date? http://ff.im/aLjo</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 06:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Source: Texas Tech's Harrell has shattered fingers</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 04:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>'Any College Will Do' - WSJ.com</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:19:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>ZAGAT TO GO '09 (1.0)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://appulo.us/appdb/?page=viewapp&amp;id=2008</link>
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      <title>What's On TV? Browse TV Listings from Your iPhone (Free today!)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 20:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>parterburn: iTap: easy to configure wifi trackpad for mac &amp; windows (http://bit.ly/jfux) - will be my remote when using my laptop to watch movies.</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://twitter.com/parterburn/statuses/1030364717</link>
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      <title>parterburn: @patburke24 your tie matches your twitter profile...was that on purpose?</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://twitter.com/parterburn/statuses/1030371147</link>
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      <title>parterburn: This looks delicious: http://twitpic.com/oriw</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 02:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Week 12 Husker Report Card:  Colorado</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 01:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.cornnation.com/2008/11/29/675080/week-12-husker-report-card</link>
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      <title>parterburn: Watching Pinkel prove that one decent season does not justify a raise #borderbrawl</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://twitter.com/parterburn/statuses/1029726907</link>
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